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Have you ever ...

Have you ever accidentally

  • Smoked the band?

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Put the wrong end in you mouth?

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Um ... No. I think you might be retarded!

    Votes: 35 56.5%

  • Total voters
    62

hdroadglide

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when you're smoking on a motorcycle you learn to take the band off before you start. it's hell trying to take it off one handed on the highway. especially when you've been tasting that fine dominican paper flavor!
 
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Smoked about 1/2 of a band, and I've stuck the wrong end in my mouth. Thank God the cigar had a long ash. I was spitting and coughing up ash not fun! Needless to say I always look before taking a puff!
 

Ducati

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I uhh, smoked the wrong end of a cigar when I started.

Here's my "excuse" - I took the band off before lighting it and set it down. I forgot which end was which because I didn't know how to cut the cigar. (Hindsight is 20/20...)

I noticed the draw was WAY too loose. Felt like I was pulling on an exhaust.
 

Ducati

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when you're smoking on a motorcycle you learn to take the band off before you start. it's hell trying to take it off one handed on the highway. especially when you've been tasting that fine dominican paper flavor!
Of all the things I've done on my bike, I think I'd be too chicken to try smoking while riding.
 
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