Is this real or hoax?

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Yeah, a lot of hoax's DO seem to be going around today for some odd reason.Hoax....
Well companies keep making lanceros and no one contacted me hahahHoaxilla.
I know for sure cuz I never sold them the licensing rights to use my penis dimensions for a cigar.
[Insert Papas Fritas joke here]
Well, it does come in a box.What perfecto is saying is that his penis is photshopped like that cigar?
And Marlboro still hasn't called meWell companies keep making lanceros and no one contacted me hahahHoaxilla.
I know for sure cuz I never sold them the licensing rights to use my penis dimensions for a cigar.
[Insert Papas Fritas joke here]
I'm all unfiltered soft pack.Psh, filters are for losers
EDIT: I'm an idiot. You're missing a sombreroI'm all unfiltered soft pack.Psh, filters are for losers
And yet. No call
Na parents took the hat away when I was a babyEDIT: I'm an idiot. You're missing a sombreroI'm all unfiltered soft pack.Psh, filters are for losers
And yet. No call
You're shit out of luck then. Gotta have a sombrero or rugged southern cowboy lookNa parents took the hat away when I was a babyEDIT: I'm an idiot. You're missing a sombreroI'm all unfiltered soft pack.Psh, filters are for losers
And yet. No call
Do you still not understand what's going on?You're shit out of luck then. Gotta have a sombrero or rugged southern cowboy lookNa parents took the hat away when I was a babyEDIT: I'm an idiot. You're missing a sombreroI'm all unfiltered soft pack.Psh, filters are for losers
And yet. No call