Home Security

[caudio51]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard
to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

 

[TexaSmoke]

That would do the trick.

 

[tobby4]

nice...

 

[tedski]

I think 1 and 2 would do the trick in most neighborhoods ...

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

That's if they can read!!!!?????

 

[tedski]

True. And in some places, they would just steal the boots, magazines, beercans and dog bowls.

 

[Broadway Joe]

:rofl:

 

[Greg]

Sounds like Cliff's doorstep :rofl:

 

[cvm4]

You been snoopin' at my house Tom? :assaultri

 

[dpricenator]

This house protected by Smith and Wesson 3 days a week. You guess which 3...

 

[jrohrer]

nice....