Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.