How to Dispose of Ashes?

[WARDOGG]

Get an urn and place it on the mantle. When you have ashes, open it up and dump them in. When you have guests over and they ask what the hell you are doing, just say "I don't want to talk about it!" in a stern voice.

Now that's hilarious!

I think I just found a new method to dispose of my ashes!!

 

[Strickland]

In the fenced in area of my yard. The mower takes care of the rest.

Yep. ^This.^ The soil in my yard is very clay-ey and the ash loosens it up.

OK, not really. But I tell myself that, and then I don't feel bad about it.