caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
How to Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
Ifyou see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to domore sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
Shampoo your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins. Shampoo your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with realpassion fruit. Clean your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If yousee husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them ina pile on the floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in theshower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub thewhole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If anyone among you did not laugh at the truth behind this, there issomething wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo[/YOUTUBE]
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
Ifyou see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to domore sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
Shampoo your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 addedvitamins. Shampoo your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with realpassion fruit. Clean your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If yousee husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them ina pile on the floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in theshower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Avoid bathmat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub thewhole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If anyone among you did not laugh at the truth behind this, there issomething wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo[/YOUTUBE]
