Altercall
I beat you all May '08 :)
My first venture over here, but it's a good one:
A teacher was trying to teach one of her students math and tried to relate it to something he knew. Being from the country, she told him, "You've got three birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left on the wire?"
He thinks for a second, "None."
The teacher realizes what he's done and says, "The answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you think."
The Student then asks the teacher a question, "You have three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one is licking it, one is nibbling at it, and the third is sucking it. Which on is married?"
The teacher thinks for a second and says. "The third one."
The student responds, "I was going to say the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!"
A teacher was trying to teach one of her students math and tried to relate it to something he knew. Being from the country, she told him, "You've got three birds sitting on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left on the wire?"
He thinks for a second, "None."
The teacher realizes what he's done and says, "The answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you think."
The Student then asks the teacher a question, "You have three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one is licking it, one is nibbling at it, and the third is sucking it. Which on is married?"
The teacher thinks for a second and says. "The third one."
The student responds, "I was going to say the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!"
