I need a Laugh

[Newt]

What's your favorite joke from the incomparable Rodney Dangerfield



Mine is...



"I take my wife everywhere... the problem is she always finds her way home"

 

[Black Dog]

I tell ya...I get no respect,
My wife, she likes to talk to me during sex..........last week she called me from a motel! Yeah...No respect, she tells me she wants to make love in the back seat of the car....only she wants me to drive!

 

[Kurtdesign1]

When I was born, I was so ugly, the Doctor slapped my mother!!

I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor said to my mother, "I'm sorry, we did all we could, but he still made it!"