I, Senor Perfecto, being of sound mind...

[Senor Perfecto]

...do hereby solemnly swear to not buy another god damned cigar online until at least the first of May, 2015 A.D.

• Even if Angel's Share come out
• Even if an amazing new lancero comes out
• Even if the Las Calaveras 2015 is released early

-S.P.

 

[icehog3]

What is they release an Angel's Share lancero?

 

[sean]

Praying for resolute strength...







...not.

 

[mmchugh84]

I'm with ya! Getting ridiculous....though if angel share lancero released, game over

 

[StogieNinja]

The problem here, obviously, is that this ain't legally binding, because there's about 100 of us here who can testify to your mind not being all that sound...

 

[irie]

I see nothing in the OP regarding pipe tobacco.....

 

[atbat82]

A Las Calaveras Lancero would be awesome. Just saying...

 

[XYRNTX]

haha, doesn't count if you order from your phone LOL

 

[luckysaturn13]

I give him a week!

 

[Senor Perfecto]

Don't even say the WORDS "Angel's Share lancero."

 

[ZippoGeek]

...do hereby solemnly swear to not buy another god damned cigar online until at least the first of May, 2015 A.D.

• Even if Angel's Share come out
• Even if an amazing new lancero comes out
• Even if the Las Calaveras 2015 is released early

-S.P.

LIAR!

 

[oside]

Funny! I promised myself I wouldn't spend too...did not work

 

[daleo8803]

Lol ya.... OK....

 

[Zmilin]

...do hereby solemnly swear to not buy another god damned cigar online until at least the first of May, 2015 A.D.

• Even if Angel's Share come out
• Even if an amazing new lancero comes out
• Even if the Las Calaveras 2015 is released early

-S.P.

I call BS on this post. You've been hacked!

 

[Cigarth Vader]

...do hereby solemnly swear to not buy another god damned cigar online until at least the first of May, 2015 A.D.

• Even if Angel's Share come out
• Even if an amazing new lancero comes out
• Even if the Las Calaveras 2015 is released early

-S.P.

I'll hold you accountable to this, and here is how: every time you violate this agreement you must immediately transfer 50% of the purchased cigars to me. I will then hold a contest here and distribute them to the brotherhood at large.

 

[jonnylieberman]

Man... I say the same shit every time I buy something, and then some Brother texts me about $100 boxes of aged Cuban cigars and I go WEAK...

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Man... I say the same shit every time I buy something, and then some Brother texts me about $100 boxes of aged Cuban cigars and I go WEAK...

Yeah, me too. Doesn't help that my dad is an enabler..."oh yeah, I'll split a box with you" how can I say no to that?

 

[StogieNinja]

Man... I say the same shit every time I buy something, and then some Brother texts me about $100 boxes of aged Cuban cigars and I go WEAK...

Hah. Wish I had THAT issue.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Denial

 

[EO80]

I just placed another order last night and told my wife it will be my last for a while. Fingers crossed. I either need to start smoking more, get a 4th humi or start obliterating peoples mailboxes.