A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
:laugh: :widemouth
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she
replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
:laugh: :widemouth
