Im Accepted!!!

[Clint]

Outstanding! Well done...You should be proud, and any cigar you choose should be honored to have been chosen

 

[GoingPostal]

Congrats, hell smoke all 3 not everyday you get into law school.

Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first choice!!

Q: How do you tell if it is REALLY cold outside?
A: A lawyer has his hands in his own pockets

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

 

[Robertsndr68]

You guys are killing me lol

 

[Cyrann]

Congrats and good luck on the rest of the letters.

 

[Knickerbocker]

RIP to the next 3 years of your life!

 

[MattSRoss81]

Congrats on the acceptance!

 

[Herfin' Harg]

My favorite:

What's the biggest difference between a lawyer and a hooker?






A hooker will stop fucking you after you're dead.

 

[mdwest]

what does a lawyer get when you feed him viagra?


taller!

 

[Rupe]

What's black & brown and looks good on a lawyer?



A Doberman

 

[mdwest]

What's black & brown and looks good on a lawyer?



A Doberman

lol... I was thinking "my shoe!"

 

[Pooh Bore]

Congratulations ,

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

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[Pooh Bore]

Sorry couldnt resist this one

An anxious 15 year old girl comes home from school.Mum,*she asks tentatively,*can you get pregnant from anal sex?Don't be silly of course you can,*replies her mother,*where do you think lawyers come from?



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[Robertsndr68]

Haha it's ok bring em on

 

[Steelworker]

Congratulations!! That is a great achievement you should be very proud.

 

[mcroom]

Congratulations brother on the acceptance.

 

[aea6574]

Congratulations, great to hear.

My son is looking into law and it seems like a difficult road, best of luck to you.

Best regards, Tony

 

[Robertsndr68]

Congratulations, great to hear.

My son is looking into law and it seems like a difficult road, best of luck to you.

Best regards, Tony

Feel free to shoot any questions you both have my way. It's certainly not easy but definitely doable with the right planning!