Just found out that my wife......

[Boudie]

has been reading my Tweets, damn.

I guess my "love affair" with Heather Thomas is over.

Hope she doesn't find this place.

 

[icehog3]

I knew it was either Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear. Frankly I can't tell them apart.

 

[Boudie]

"Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?"

 

[icehog3]

Reminds me of Old Blue Eyes...

"Ava Gardner or Rita Hayworth, wo would you rather nail? I disqualify myself since I done 'em both. "

 

[Mikenice81]

My wife found some of my other social media accounts.

"I was actually surprised how boring they were."

 

[Boudie]

Yea the joke Newlyweds naming the 3 people they have the right to sleep with if given the chance. Wife says Leonard DiCaprio, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. The guy says Your sister, the neighbor and ....

 

[navyvet]

Me and the wife got a whole list of like 10 each.