Sweet Tea
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and
blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to
a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a
glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I
gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled,
and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and
blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to
a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a
glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I
gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled,
and nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
