A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange......orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify
the taste.
"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh, my God! They're assholes!"
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange......orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify
the taste.
"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh, my God! They're assholes!"
