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Love Letter

caudio51

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This wife must be in some deep shit

To my darling husband

Before you return from work, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.




































































































































































































































































































































































 

ATCDub

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He should have bought American. A big ole massive muscle car would've stopped the truck in its tracks. Now he's going to have to patch the ceiling.

I wonder what kind of permit you'd need to ship a Ferrari to Arkansas.



Too funny Tom.
 
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