carocaniac
i hope this lighter works
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was
an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious
and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the
injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent.. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So
I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy
Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
:hysterica
terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was
an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious
and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the
injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and
moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
insurgent.. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the
road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So
I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy
Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
:hysterica
