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My birthday edition of this week on botl in review

tripp

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Here is today's version.

I think it will be better than vipe's version.

And remember vote for somebody for member of the month.

the mods here know that editing members

And they will be brought to you nubile virgins dancing.

Why do I feel like John Kerry on election night?

Who said they felt like Kerry? I feel like Perot!

I did not have sexual rela....oh fuggit she was good.

Well, after de-virginizing my car at the DC herf

I feel the same about getting blowjobs

A couple of lap choles, lipoma removal,tendon repair in ankle, inguinal hernia, umbilical hernia

I put my socks on the correct feet today.

fed the neighbor's Yaks

outside to shit a few times... but there is plenty of today ahead of me....

used one of those snot-sucking-thingys to suck

I got down on my hands and knees

wench! I'll have the finest pitcher of ale in the house

hemroidectomy, capd cath, lap chole, breast biopsy, closed reduction metacarpal

I took a bath, no more flies buzzing around me!!!

did the three S's

Had a colonoscopy, Maybe it's just me but I didn't like it as much as the ones I have from '03,

changed two shitty diapers...fed dog

LOL Jerry's a cock-blocker.

Well, you know the problems I have been having with the post office here

Oh my!!! How could I foget 5 Guys???

man. How can you guys not appreciate the finely steamed (yes, the meat never actually touches the grill surface)
attributes of a White Castle slider.

Maybe he sent someone that Vipe that he drives




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tobby4

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and yes... .One was mine as well..... And yes the dog still shits....Happy Birthday Man...
 
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