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    Hi Everyone, as mentioned in my introduction post, BOTL needs quite a bit of updating, patching and whatever else I might come across. Over the next few weekends BOTL may be unreachable on occasion as I do migrations or updates, etc. Just be patient - we'll be back! I'll generally try to keep these maintenances until later in the evenings.

name that movie!

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This quote is from memory, so it might be a little off:

man: How about the In N' Out Burger for lunch?
woman: No
man: Ok, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?
woman: No
man: Ok, how about just the in?
 
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This quote is from memory, so it might be a little off:

man: How about the In N' Out Burger for lunch?
woman: No
man: Ok, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?
woman: No
man: Ok, how about just the in?
One of the Fletch movies, Fletch Lives I believe


"Not at the table Carlos"
 

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'Want some advice?
Well, yeah.
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Uh, no.
Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
 
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'Want some advice?
Well, yeah.
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Uh, no.
Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
PCU

I need you like I need an asshole on my elbow.
 

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The Way of the Gun

"That's a good quarter cigar. I smoke the other 3/4 myself."
 
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Serenity (I wished the series Firefly would have continued instead of it being turned to a movie)

"He's got the best lawn on the block, and you know why? Cause he trains his dog to crap in my yard!"
 

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Wait a minute, I haven't even told the joke yet! So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". The doctor says to him "You are obsessed with sex", he replies "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
 

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What About Bob?

"Excuse me can you put out your cigars, cos I have a nice New York Strip sitting over there and it cost me $27 in change..."
 
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