name that movie!

[Jetexas]

"We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure."

 

[Fidel]

A Clockwork Orange

 

[Jetexas]

We have a winner - Fidel

A Clockwork Orange

 

[Fidel]

"If you`re a prince, there`s hope for every ape in Africa."

 

[Hendy]

"If you`re a prince, there`s hope for every ape in Africa."

Coming to America. "Sexual Chocolate".

 

[Fidel]

Coming to America. "Sexual Chocolate".

Nope!

 

[indyrob]

The Lion in Winter

Man 1: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Man 2: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

 

[Fidel]

The Lion in Winter

Yep! My all-time favorite.

 

[Volusianator]

The Lion in Winter

Man 1: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Man 2: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

Duh...Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Now mine from one of my favorite all time movies:
"You have a look in your eyes like you haven't been fucked in years"

 

[bballbaby]

Good one wade. I believe that would be Scarface. Great movie!

Here's an easy one, but i say it all the time and a lot of people don't get it.

"...those aren't two pillows!!"

 

[Greg]

Hahaha...Planes,Trains and Automobiles

 

[Greg]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/cntfight.wav

 

[Moro]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/cntfight.wav

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Brilliant movie!

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

 

[jwintosh]

Back to the Future!!

here's an absolute classic:

"Now, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?...Well? Do ya, punk?"

 

[indyrob]

Dirt Harry.


The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

 

[daniyal]

Dirt Harry.


The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

Kentucky Fried Movie.. here's an easy one:

"She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code except harder to crack"

 

[oldglory]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall




"No, no, no! No food, no food. Bring me sex, I want sex, bring me some sex! No, no, no! That one. Bring me that one, over there. That one, the sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Take her clothes off, take her clothes off, and bring her to me!"

 

[bballbaby]

MASH

Here's a classic

"...Nobody kin eat fifty eggs."
"...Nobody ever ate fifty eggs."
"...Man's gut can't hold more'n that."

 

[dpricenator]

Cool Hand LUKE!!!
also in Reality Bites, but cool hand is better.


here is one of my favs.....



Ya like Dags?

Dags?

Yeah, Ya like dags?

Dogs?

That's What I said... Dags.

 

[daniyal]

Cool Hand LUKE!!!
also in Reality Bites, but cool hand is better.


here is one of my favs.....



Ya like Dags?

Dags?

Yeah, Ya like dags?

Dogs?

That's What I said... Dags.

Snatch


Here's one for ya:

"Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe."