New Cigar Terms

[bballbaby]

Along the lines of Stgar Search...

Gar Gazing - Staring enviously at the cigar that Ash Hole is holding, knowing that said Ash Hole doens't desrve the right to smoke it and knowing he should really be smoking a Big Dick Stick

 

[bballbaby]

This one is too obvious, but...

Gar-gantuan - Cigars way too big for anybody but Andre the Giant...RP Edge Battalion, Tatuaje Gran Cojonu, Tat RC 233...

Er-gar-nomics - Term used to describe the various ways to hold a cigar.

 

[Mitch]

spituation- Having bits of tobacco come off in your mouth and no convenient way to get rid of them.

Garzilla- any cigar so large it's just not reasonable.

Bandishing- Showing off the band of your high dollar cigar while smoking it in a cigar crowd

Garilla- That big macho know it all behind the cigar counter that dosn't know about anything not in stock.

 

[bballbaby]

My head is starting to hurt.

 

[bballbaby]

Gar Char - The black soot that can develp on the foot of a cigar when matches are used to light it.

Cigar Star - Any one of the patriarchs of the cigar families.

Crapper - A cigar with a cracked wrapper

 

[Saully]

Gar-mitzva - the coming of age of cigar smoker; i.e. the moment you realize that Swisher Sweets suck and Arturo Fuentes do not.

:rofl: My bar mitzvah was at 13, gar-mitzvah nearly 40 years later!

 

[Mitch]

:rofl: My bar mitzvah was at 13, gar-mitzvah nearly 40 years later!

Mazal Tov

 

[Cravate]

Stogie Circumcision - What happens when you cut off too much off the head of a cigar and you end up unraveling the wrapper.

Smoke Poser: Characterized by the following: 1) Smokes Only Super-Expensive Premiums just for the image. 2) Makes sure that everyone can see the bands of his cigar just so that everyone knows that he's smoking a premium. 3) Is unable to smuggle ISOM's into the country himself because that would mean he'd have to remove the bands; thus being unable to prove to his friends that he's smoking a Cuban. Despite the fact that neither he nor his friend can tell the difference between a Garcia y Vega from a 5 Vegas.