silly reason, really. while the chicks were on stage, my friend decided it would be funny to put on their jackets and scarves. his girlfriend told him he looked like a fag when she got off stage, that sparked a bit of an arguement between the two. the dj thought my friend was going to beat the shit out of his gf so he called the rent-a-cop. funny thing is, they -- dj and bubba the fake cop -- went over the details for a solid 45 minutes before they decided to ask my friends to leave. naturally, we got the boot too when I exclaimed, "we are the biggest group here and probably collectively running the biggest tab, way to fuck over the bartenders out of more tips. I can write a check and buy this place right now just so I can fire your ass..."
I wish it were a more riveting story but no punches were thrown, and no asses were groped. just a case of having too much loudmouth soup aka beer.