Nitrates

[SkinsFanLarry]

Use Nitrates in a sentence....

Nitrates are cheaper than day rates.

 

[VirginIslander]

why?...

 

[VirginIslander]

now I get it:

1 blooz4me 412 843
2 Shmear 275 1336
3 SkinsFanLarry 270 411

You need a lot more posts to catch up!:yes:

 

[blooz4u]

LOL....Is this a conspiracy Bill ? :dunno:

 

[e-man67]

WTF??? :crosseyed

 

[blooz4u]

Here's another OLD joke along those same lines. This ones for you Larry! :thumbsup:


Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

''Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!''
eace:eace:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

....are you sure that wasn't "Little Johnny" that said that.....

 

[njstone]

Nitrates--found in products such as bacon--have been shown to brake down into nitros oxide in the body, a helpful vaso-dialator which is often taken as a supplement by atheletes.

 

[Josh.CHI]

Spanish word for the day:

Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.

 

[blooz4u]

Spanish word for the day:

Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.

Now that's funny! :nodlaugh::nodlaugh:

 

[Moro]

Spanish word for the day:

Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.

Reminded me of a story:
At school, the teacher asked the lads to write a sentence with the words "cheese" and "liver" within. She asks Katie for her sentence and the lass stands up and says: "Yesterday, me ma made me a tasty liver and cheese sandwich!" - "Very well, Katie! Jamal? What did ye write?" - "I stole some of me old man's cheese, so he punched mein the liver." - "Very...interesting Jamal. Pedro? What was yers?" - "Some vatos were teasing me sister so I told them: liver alone, ye vatos; cheese me sister!"

:jitb:

 

[blooz4u]

Reminded me of a story:
At school, the teacher asked the lads to write a sentence with the words "cheese" and "liver" within. She asks Katie for her sentence and the lass stands up and says: "Yesterday, me ma made me a tasty liver and cheese sandwich!" - "Very well, Katie! Jamal? What did ye write?" - "I stole some of me old man's cheese, so he punched mein the liver." - "Very...interesting Jamal. Pedro? What was yers?" - "Some vatos were teasing me sister so I told them: liver alone, ye vatos; cheese me sister!"

:jitb:

LOL.... That one is even better than the otherS!! :nodlaugh: