:cbig:*A biker was riding by the zoo in Washington D.C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
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The biker jumps off his bike and runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.**
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A reporter watched the whole event.* The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The bike rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. *I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Serviceman and a Conservative.' * The journalist leaves to file her story .
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brought news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MILITARY MAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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The biker jumps off his bike and runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.**
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A reporter watched the whole event.* The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The bike rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. *I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Serviceman and a Conservative.' * The journalist leaves to file her story .
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brought news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MILITARY MAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH