Office Space Quotes...

[Prometheus]

Yes this is a SHAMELESS effort to post pad, but I've been gone for a few days. And besides, this movie had some great lines. So here we go.
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Michael: You haven't even been showing up for work, and you got to keep your job.

Peter: Actually I'm being promoted.

 

[brainvictim]

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

 

[Prometheus]

:rofl: That's the spirit!!!! I always liked that one.

Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

 

[Prometheus]

Milton: [talking on the phone to Peter ] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[brainvictim]

Lawrence: Peter, watch out for your cornhole, man

 

[Prometheus]

opeyes: :eyequiver :bigeyes: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hysterica :nodlaugh:

 

[Prometheus]

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

 

[brainvictim]

I love this movie, I must get home and watch it again


Samir: In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
Peter: : Yep, you sure can.
Samir: OK, I'll do it.

:rofl:

 

[Prometheus]

Michael: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

:bigeyes:

 

[GuyMcBeerdrinker]

we celebrate his entire catalog

 

[Seamus]

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

One of my favorite lines in any movie. I had a similar exchange with my boss at my first job. That's when work was fun and I didn't care if I got fired.

Boss: You've been missing at work alot recently, Jim.
Me: I wouldn't say missing John, I called to tell you I would be staying home.

 

[Prometheus]

Lumberg Calling Peter - (Lumberg is the Tool of all Tools)

http://www.reelwavs.com/movies/office_space/yeahhi.wav

 

[jasontp]

Lumberg:"Ummm yeah, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday. . . "

I've had bosses like that

 

[Prometheus]

Peter: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

 

[tobby4]

What a great movie.... I am going to have to watch that one this week...

 

[Prometheus]

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter: Good point.

 

[MichiganM]

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter: No, I'm just not gonna go.

That reminds me of something I told my g/f when I was a few years younger.

 

[Prometheus]

Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

 

[caudio51]

PC Load letter...what the fuck does that mean!


Do you like kung-fu movies?

 

[thebigo]

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Being The Big O I get people commenting on the O-face a lot. In fact, one of my nicknames is the O-face.

Yeah.