Oil shortage

[strife]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas

But our dipsticks are located in DC!

 

[stroke]

:rofl: nice

 

[Strickland]

Love it!

 

[CAJoe]

Haha...good one

 

[MICSTOGIE]

Nice!