caudio51
BoM Nov '05; Mar '06
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics for
Northwest Airlines in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and
they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve
had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too.
Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try
it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun
ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat ?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee"
Northwest Airlines in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and
they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve
had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too.
Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try
it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact
he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun
ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat ?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Milvaukee"
