once upon a BOTL

[VirginIslander]

I'm bored at work so it's make up a story time. Let's incorporate as many brothers as we can. I'll start with my usual victim.

Once upon a time not too far from Mexico City lived a brother named alfonso who liked cc's and high post counts. Yesterday he crossed the street when all of the sudden...

 

[Hardcore]

he droped his Partagas Presidente he was gifted by Russell P,

 

[Donk]

Then thinking to himself, 5 second rule, he picks it up and returns to walking when...

 

[smokingIsh]

He smells the distinct odor of wisconsin chedar. As he looks to the horizon he sees Wade driving his motorcycle made entirely of cheese.

 

[VirginIslander]

All the people standing in the side of the road wonder why the number 4 is emblazenef on the side of a packers bike. 30 secods later he sees dpricenator on the corner of ocean avenue trying to bum a stogie (sorry, had to

 

[Hardcore]

But they were all out of smokes. So they decided to call Mitch to see if he had any sticks for a herf.

 

[Holy_Diver]

Mitch was happy to oblige as he was just returning from the Virgin Islands after some B&E

 

[Moro]

Had tried to sell him fake Clear Havanas; luckily VirginIslander...

 

[dpmrpa]

didn't buy them but told him to send them to Angry Bill....

 

[smokingIsh]

Yet old bill was drunk of his arse from George T. Stagg and he suggested to send the stogies to....

 

[Moro]

Hardcore, who after going fishing had to wrestle a leprechaun because...

 

[dpmrpa]

he thought they were lucky charms. He quickly found out that....

 

[Holy_Diver]

they were loaded bear traps... Now in grueling pain and coming down from his acid trip he...

 

[Moro]

Spotted a mellow Ish gobbling down on some mushrooms whilst cooking a possum stew.

 

[smokingIsh]

This was a vintage possum stew of '99. Whilst many brithers joined in for the feast, including CWS who is a closet possum lover.

 

[sportsmedjosh]

All of a sudden Wade's inflatable sheep showed up and asked if he wanted to party.

 

[dpmrpa]

Add some salt to that stew stated CWS. He turned quickly to the right because he thought he heard BAAAAAAAAAAAA but it was..........

 

[VirginIslander]

Smokemifugotem, trying to make off with wades sheep. He was abruptly stopped by...

 

[sportsmedjosh]

Smokemifugotem, trying to make off with wades sheep. He was abruptly stopped by...

a Big talking cucumber with a badge and gun. :guitar:

 

[dpmrpa]

AJ and Rusell P. As they wave an artista in Smokemifugotem he turned away from the sheep, slowed down and ..........