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Panties on a plane

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Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the
very first time.


The 1st lady said, : 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'


'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.


The first replied: 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying
butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first. '


The second lady said: 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floeresant orange
panties.'


'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.


The second lady answered: 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'


The third lady says: 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...


'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.


The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hear me right! I ain't
wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box first'
 
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