Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
Sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous;
It was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales... Tom, the hand from
Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there
is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Ben from Colorado couldn't stand to be bested... That's nothing, 'I
was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler
slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison
down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Old Rick, the cowboy from Texas, known by all as the badest that ever
was remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his
pecker.
Sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous;
It was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales... Tom, the hand from
Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there
is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had
gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my
bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Ben from Colorado couldn't stand to be bested... That's nothing, 'I
was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler
slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that
bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison
down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Old Rick, the cowboy from Texas, known by all as the badest that ever
was remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his
pecker.
