"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar."
-- Mark Twain
"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go."
-- Mark Twain
"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time."
-- Mark Twain
"What is the difference between a $10 and a $2 cigar? Eight bucks."
-- Lew Rothman
"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings."
-- Brad Shaw, Radio Announcer
"Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist."
-- Martyn Harris, British journalist, Daily Telegraph 1/20/89
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-- Mark Twain
"If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go."
-- Mark Twain
"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time."
-- Mark Twain
"What is the difference between a $10 and a $2 cigar? Eight bucks."
-- Lew Rothman
"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings."
-- Brad Shaw, Radio Announcer
"Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist."
-- Martyn Harris, British journalist, Daily Telegraph 1/20/89
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