Redneck HMO

[GoingPostal]

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".

1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's.

 

[usmcpurcell]

Living in NC I've seen paryts of this state like that. Ahh thanks for the laugh

 

[Alwayslit]

Funny chit. No one found this offensive......hmmmmmmmm.

You know, people are made in the image of God yet are made fun of for comedic purposes. I see no one here has a problem with that or is this just selective BS.

 

[Mickeymorris626]

Funny chit. No one found this offensive......hmmmmmmmm.

You know, people are made in the image of God yet are made fun of for comedic purposes. I see no one here has a problem with that or is this just selective BS.

Are you F'ing kidding me? Oh wait, aaaah you almost had me spun up. We should officially put up a sign that says "don't feed the troll" on his banner

 

[Craig Mac]

AL, are you trying to stir the pot? Don't see any need for that BS

 

[De46vil]

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...

9. The only 100% covered expense is taxidermy.

Corrected.

My trailer park is highly offended by this.

 

[Alwayslit]

Are you F'ing kidding me? Oh wait, aaaah you almost had me spun up. We should officially put up a sign that says "don't feed the troll" on his banner

I'm guessing the concept of sarcasm went over your head.