Scrabble 2.0

[redneck_toy]

I could use some big words here, but one might think I'm a


Poseur

 

[Rupe]

I was going to post a couple of hours ago but I got distracted when my wife called me for

Supper

 

[redneck_toy]

I'm going to peruse the classifieds for a new truck today

 

[Rupe]

Hopefully you will be able to find one with superb styling

 

[SouthernerInSask]

most importantly, make sure it has a

bumper

 

[Rupe]

And that the battery is good so that you don't have to carry

Jumper

Cables with you.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

I dont know why but lately Ive had Impure thoughts about jumper cables & bumpers

 

[Rupe]

I know.....Something about a nice shiny truck just primes my engine.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Just dont go too fast, or they will take your drivers Permit

 

[Rupe]

If my driver's license got revoked it may cause me to lose my Temper.

 

[knw247]

If you do get your license back be sure your hair is not
Permed
For the photo. That would be embarrassing.

 

[jmartins]

Termed...the past tense of term LOL

 

[knw247]

I got Termed from a job once... It felt like a
Meteor
Fell on my head.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

did this job involve reading

Meters ?

 

[Rupe]

Not sure but if he wasn't working he probably just relaxed on the couch and ended up being very well

Rested

 

[knw247]

Nicely done. I feel I was just
Bested

 

[Downstream]

this whole thread has
tested
my knowledge

 

[knw247]

Time to Hit the
Street (s)

 

[Downstream]

Maybe you'll get some treats

 

[knw247]

I have had my eye on a new Turkey
BASTER