Scrabble 2.0

[SouthernerInSask]

Maybe the bunny will bring you one for

Easter

 

[Rupe]

Sadly my belief in Santa and the Easter bunny was Erased long ago.

 

[knw247]

That Really Raised some memories

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Is that what is called Satire ?

 

[Rupe]

It was not really satire, just a lame attempt to air my grievances. Lately I have been going through some difficult Trials.

 

[btort]

Difficult trials...be careful not to let them put you in a downward

Spiral

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Your luck will soon change and you will be onto happier Trails

 

[Rupe]

As long as I can pay below

Retail

For my cigars I will be happy.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

You can find some good deals if you sign up for email Alerts

 

[Rupe]

I have found that I can get better prices on many things if you
Assert
yourself during negotiations.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

You might get a better price, or you might just get Stared at

 

[Rupe]

Yeah....the last time I tried it the shop owner just looked at me like I was some sort of Retard

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Were you inquiring about his Rarest stock?

 

[Rupe]

No but his eyes were somewhat Starry at the time.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Maybe it was from staring a a tv with the Raster set up wrong

 

[knw247]

There has got to be a
"Faster"
Way to get t rare stick than starring in a shopkeepers eyes.

 

[SouthernerInSask]

He probably has Crates of them in he back

 

[Rupe]

If he has so many, I wonder how he Tracks his inventory?

 

[knw247]

He has so many of the damn things, he just counts the
"Stacks?

 

[SouthernerInSask]

Or maybe he keeps a list in his Slacks pocket.