I've said this before - but this is just a reminder. I'll be breaking BOTL over time in order to get it into a far better place. Just be patient if you can't reach us! We'll be back
I love the line about how the security guard tried to catch the feces covered man, but he got away... lol. I bet a real effort went into getting him in custody.
My point is, it doesn't take brains to tell you that a guy who likes to hide in Porta-Potties has issues (if not tissues). But it takes real smarts to somehow explain it all away as though it were a new age tribute to the spirit and beauty of the female form.