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And Cigar Federation is the funniest of all...

"I'll tell ya if you haven't heard it...
A few months back, the Casa Cuevas warehouse in Miami was burglarized in the middle of the night...and the burglars made off with everything!
Including all the boxes of CUEVAS Flaco Limited Editions!!

So how in the world did we get these EXTREMELY LIMITED cigars?!?!
Well, Cuevas had a few boxes left in their factory in the DR...AND WE GOT THE REST OF THEM JUST FOR YOU!"

CF has some great sticks at retail market prices, but if you read their product descriptions everything is the new best smoke on the planet. Kinda humorous, but I wish they would not do it. I understand why they don't label any of their cigars as dog rockets (tastes vary), but if everything is stellar, nothing is, imo.
 
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@heavyd I was thinking the same thing the other day. “Don’t miss out on this EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION!!!” “One of the most amazing cigars ever released and they’re gonna be gone fast! Don’t miss out” hahahahahahahahahahahahahja


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I gave up on cig fed before Logan sold it back to EZ
I don't buy from them very often, but C Fed still has a couple things going for them, imo - first, while every limited release being the greatest cigar ever gets old, and the fact that there's already enough variety out there without them, the 2 or 3 exclusives of theirs that I've had were actually pretty good. Second, idk if they still do this bc it's been a while since I've seen it, but in the past they've had "$2 off singles" sales where you can score some pretty great deals - when a $4 smoke is $2, or a $6 smoke is $4, etc - PLUS the fact that you're only buying singles instead of fivers, makes it easy to stock up on smokes you know you like and also try some new things at the same time
 
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I just started writing copy for new products on CI and it's honestly a lot of fun. Though I do apologize for the hyperbole lol it's pretty hard not to say 'Grab a box before they're gone!',
 
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Not bashing CF. I can highly reccommend their "boutique seconds" offerings. 5 bucks a stick, and I have seen some big boy EZ FHK's in there. I am not sold on the boutique moniker by any means, but all of the cigars I have had smoked great, and some were fantastic.
 
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And Cigar Federation is the funniest of all...

"I'll tell ya if you haven't heard it...
A few months back, the Casa Cuevas warehouse in Miami was burglarized in the middle of the night...and the burglars made off with everything!
Including all the boxes of CUEVAS Flaco Limited Editions!!

So how in the world did we get these EXTREMELY LIMITED cigars?!?!
Well, Cuevas had a few boxes left in their factory in the DR...AND WE GOT THE REST OF THEM JUST FOR YOU!"

CF has some great sticks at retail market prices, but if you read their product descriptions everything is the new best smoke on the planet. Kinda humorous, but I wish they would not do it. I understand why they don't label any of their cigars as dog rockets (tastes vary), but if everything is stellar, nothing is, imo.
Cigarfed and Ezra Zion are the worst at doing this. I was a fan of EZ when they had their 3 or 4 main marcas like the FHK and Tantrum. That original Tantrum is still one of the best cigars I’ve ever had but when they started all this limited edition shit it really turned me off.
 
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