Coolhand
Resident River Rat
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do you call ten blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
Wind tunnel.
What do you call those same ten blondes standing in a circle?
Dope ring.
What do you call a brunette walking in-between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How is a blonde like a turtle?
Get 'em on their back and they're both screwed.
How is a blonde like a piano?
If they're not upright, they're grand!
Why do blondes wear those big hoop earrings?
Gives 'em a place to rest their ankles.
Why did the blonde wear green panties?
Red means stop.
What's the first thing a blonde says after sex?
"So are you guys all on the same team?"
How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
Opens the car door.
How do you get a blonde to commit suicide?
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand-grenade at you?
Pull the pin, and throw it back.
A golden retriever.
What do you call ten blondes standing shoulder to shoulder?
Wind tunnel.
What do you call those same ten blondes standing in a circle?
Dope ring.
What do you call a brunette walking in-between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How is a blonde like a turtle?
Get 'em on their back and they're both screwed.
How is a blonde like a piano?
If they're not upright, they're grand!
Why do blondes wear those big hoop earrings?
Gives 'em a place to rest their ankles.
Why did the blonde wear green panties?
Red means stop.
What's the first thing a blonde says after sex?
"So are you guys all on the same team?"
How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
Opens the car door.
How do you get a blonde to commit suicide?
Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand-grenade at you?
Pull the pin, and throw it back.
