Start a random rumor about the person above you!

[icehog3]

^^^ Apparently aware of some kids I wasn't aware of...seeking advice of counsel ^^^

 

[kalrith]

^^^ Not allowed to be within 100 yards of an elementary school ^^^

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Sits under the teeter totter looking up young boys' knickers ^^^

 

[Simian504]

^ thinks knickers means booty-hole


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[Senor Perfecto]

^has never tasted chicken

 

[Simian504]

^has never tasted chicken

Literally lol'd!


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[icehog3]

^^^ Has the delicate hands of a chimp ^^^

 

[UnBanded]

^listens to Coldplay

 

[icehog3]

^listens to Coldplay

^^^^^ Is a monster!! ^^^^^

 

[VeLoRoK]

^listens to Coldplay

Low blow, man. Low blow.

 

[CVAC085]

^listens to Coldplay

Mmm bop's to Hanson^^^^


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[UnBanded]

Mmm bop's to Hanson^^^^

^Would like to 'bop' Hanson and Coldplay

 

[VeLoRoK]

^Would like to 'bop' Hanson and Coldplay

^^^Is attracted to women who enjoy the music of Hanson and Coldplay.

 

[poppajon75]

Steals @UnBanded 's Hanson, and Coldplay fan girls and makes them listen to that throat singing those monks do.

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[Old Smokey]

^^^refers to his penis as Chicky Monkey.

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Thinks chicky monkey tastes like penis ^^^

 

[UnBanded]

^^^refers to his penis as Chicky Monkey.

and testicles his 'magic beans'

 

[jkittle99]

and testicles his 'magic beans'

Enjoys being tea-bagged on a Saturday morning

 

[VeLoRoK]

Enjoys being tea-bagged on a Saturday morning

Is the real-life inspiration for the joke that ends with, "oh sorry honey, i forgot your brother already borrowed the car."

 

[icehog3]

^^^ Cheats at hopscotch ^^^