Tampons

[carocaniac]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and
proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy,
"Son, how old are you?""Eight," the boy replied.The man continued, "do you know
what these are used for?"The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.
They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these
you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either.

 

[Hardcore]

Boo:tongueout

 

[blooz4u]

LOL!! :grin:

 

[Shmear]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[dpmrpa]

Thats funny:rolling:

 

[Clinton]

Today, my wife went to the store. At the checkout, her box of tampons did not have a price tag. The cashier got on the intercom and boomed, "PRICE CHECK ON AISLE 7, TAMPAX!" My wife was quite embarrassed.

The stock boy must have thought she said THUMB TACKS. He came back on the intercom with: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

 

[ctaylor]

Nice one Clint. :rofl: