The 3 word story...

Saw this on another forum perhaps some of the scrabble and word linkers can appreciate this one.

Rules are simple, You add three words to the story one post at a time. No consecutive posting to keep things interesting.... all you have to do is continue the story from the post above yours.

so here we go,

My cigar was....

 

Better than sex

 

But worse than

 

that one time

 

at band camp

 

I cut off

 

that really stinky

 

large genital wart

 

Your mom had

 

With that v-cutter

 

on bottom of

 

the ocean floor

 

. It haunts me

 

Till this day

 

Whenever I hear

 

the sound of

 

A closing cutter.

 

Unless, that sound

 

vaguely resembles the

 

tip of my