The Dog's greatest fear...

[goin' fer smoke]

Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes.
The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga."

The first guy says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga."

The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and 30 members of the tribe attack and sodomize the first missionary.

The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga."

He says "well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death."

The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH... BY UGGA BUGGA!

 

[tobby4]

Alright Jim... you are failing this morning...

 

[Greg]

The punchline is supposed to go:

'Death it is!! But first, a little ugga bugga.'

 

[tobby4]

yea you know it is bad when somebody else has to come in with the punch line jim...

maybe you need to wait until a little later in the day before the jokes start flowing..>

 

[goin' fer smoke]

The punchline is supposed to go:

'Death it is!! But first, a little ugga bugga.'

Well that not the way I heard it! :laugh:

But just for that... :stretchgr I may just post another to make up for it! opeyes:

 

[cvm4]

Hah, I like Greg's ending better

 

[jmatkins]

I needed a little laugh this afternoon.

 

[frankluke]

wow ,i would have rather got ugga bugga then read this thread........J/K