The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[caudio51]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

















































Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

 

[Wasch_24]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Poni]

thats funny!

 

[caudio51]

Guess I should have edited the email before posting! :rofl:

 

[brainvictim]

I heard the same punch line with a different premise, its about a guy that wants to have a full beard.

 

[Brian]

:hysterica
:rofl:

 

[cvm4]

:rofl: Too funny Tom!

 

[CWS]

Now thats funny!

 

[tobby4]

I have read that before but it is funny as shit still

 

[NYLaw]

Tom- Great joke.

 

[AZsteelman]

I love it, but don't have the nerve to tell it to the little lady

 

[Headbanger]

Bump for recent thread.

 

[Moro]

:headroll: He's got some brass bollocks!

 

[cigarguy71]

Very, very funny thanks bro.

 

[Shmear]

Hahahahahahahaha! That's so funny.

 

[bballbaby]

i wonder how my wife is gonna like that one?!?!

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::applause::rolling::blob::headroll::hysterica