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The worst rap battle ever....mega funny

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I think I might be going to hell for laughing at this...but really.....watch it all the way through!...it gets awesome[video=youtube_share;bHpw6CzprNY]http://youtu.be/bHpw6CzprNY[/video]
 

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I am right there with you... hell, here we come!

"Like Rosey O'Donell at a Bisexual Bridal Shower"

That line gets me every time.
 

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Apperantly quite a following. They did this documentary, which I thought was a mockumentary, but Im half way through and now Im not sure. I think their serious.

[video=youtube_share;Aj01QpTs4pY]http://youtu.be/Aj01QpTs4pY[/video]

From http://www.urbandictionary.com

1. Eli Porter
One of the best MC's to ever do it.
Best known for his rap battle with Envy,
which ended in a controversial 2-1
decision for his opponent. Currently
waiting in the cut, getting ready to
release his mixtape that will shock
the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter


2. Eli Porter
Infamous for committing what was quite
possibly the longest pause in a rap battle
ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still
regard him as one of the top 5 emcees
Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".
 
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Oh man that was so wrong and I laughed anyway. Then you guys posted the documentary, even better. Way to represent GA.
 

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Oh snap! That's funny shit. "Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever."... No doubt.
 
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