Things to say during a colonoscopy

[Moro]

I'm glad I opened this e-mail!

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
HokeyPokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

 

[rabbgp]

I'm glad I opened this e-mail!

Pretty funny

 

[openendstraight]

#13 is funny

 

[rick12string]

lol, Good ones!

 

[AZsteelman]

That's some funny stuff...especially since I'll have to get one next September - 50 is a bitch!

 

[jwintosh]

haha!

 

[rabbgp]

That's some funny stuff...especially since I'll have to get one next September - 50 is a bitch!

Yeah, mine is scheduled for January. Happy New year my a$$!

 

[Moro]

Yeah, mine is scheduled for January. Happy New year my a$$!

Quite literally...

 

[Saully]

Thanks for letting us know what FOG's we are.

 

[jmatkins]

Thats pretty good!

 

[njstone]

#6 and #9 are my faves, good stuff!

 

[Volusianator]

Pretty dang funny...unless your scheduled for one.

 

[Saully]

I like #10 -- for those who haven't been there, the procedure itself is no big deal 'cause you're under general anesthetic. But the 24 hours before is the shits.

 

[CWS]

Trust me. Laugh now. There is NOTHING funny about this little procedure.