This or That

[icehog3]

Short

Japan or China?

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

Japan

9 to 5 job or shift work

 

[Omerta]

9 to 5
or

 

[icehog3]

The second one

Diarrhea or Vomit?

 

[jmartins]

Vomit

Hit the shin or hit the funny bone?

 

[icehog3]

Funny bone, shorter pain time in my experience

Yankees or Mets?

 

[jmartins]

Yankees.

Shin splints or back spasms.

 

[jonnylieberman]

splints

Range Rover Sport SVR or BMW X6M?

 

[Iholmes]

Neither, X6M is like an X5 took a dump and pinched off too early and Range Rover sport was designed by a spice girl. Really no good alternatives tho so I'll go with the BMW.

Autocross or rally cross

 

[jmartins]

Rally

NASCAR or Formula 1

 

[icehog3]

Hockey.

Sorry, OK, if I have to choose between two types of auto racing, let's go with Formula.

Schoolmarm or psycho b*tch?

 

[jmartins]

Psycho Bitch (sex is way better)

Tattooed or Pierced Female?

 

[ENV]

Psycho Bitch (sex is way better)

Tattooed or Pierced Female?

tattooed

prostate massage or getting walked around on a leash

 

[icehog3]

Depends what else she's doing while giving me that massage

Punch in the nose or kick in the nuts?

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Punch in the nose.

Pork or beef? Disregarding health factors

 

[jmartins]

Beef

Full on kick in the nuts or just a flick?

 

[icehog3]

Flick, please

Eat your own booger or take a solid sneeze in the face from a priest?

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Eat my own booger, hopefully it ain't too big.

To get lost in the woods forever or lost at sea forever

 

[jmartins]

Lost in the woods. You can survive.

Free fall from a plane to your death or released at the deaths of the ocean with no chance of reaching the surface.

 

[multi-useless]

Depths of the ocean. I'd rather feel like I had a fighting chance, and then be crushed immediately by the pressure, and not shit my pants until after I die.

Granny or tranny?