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tripp

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I steal my wife's pantyhose.

that's a nice lookin' box.

we (Mods) will handle your member

No sexy starlet in a slinky dress kissing you on the cheek while she hands you the award

To open a box revealing yellow

I had fun rolling up all the windows and seeing how smoky we could get it.....

enjoy numbing up my mouth. Is there something wrong with me?

Look under S&M specialists

Mods, can you help me with my member

I've got this wierd rash, and every now and then it itches...Do you think you can help me out Mark?

I heard that Mark has been handling members for years

Please be gentle.

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the Burn Unit...he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

am I the only one that got hungry after looking?

Do the old man in and head on over to the Auction Room with his stash

Oh it's Mr. I can't keep my boxpass going, jumping in

get down on my knees I do anything for you

however it did end quick with Mark and Hawkan snuglling

what exactly is a 'shit ton'?????

Come on, big money big money, no wammies!

I was 38 the last time I got laid!!

I think I'm making medical history here with my current botl raffle induced case of blue balls
 

Pulse

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It never ceases to amaze me that we actually think we've "evolved" as a species.....lol!!!!:smt081

You guys seriously make me laugh my ass off on a regular basis....lol!!!:smt023 =D>
 

tripp

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I have been wondering why I have not gotten any mail lately.
Ironman last week used his connections with the CIA/FBI/USPS and the girl scouts to sabatoge my box pass and delay it. Now I have not gotten any of the bribes, he must of submitted a change of address on me. Just hope he gets the bills as well.

:smt021 :smt021 :smt021 :smt021 lol...lol

I dont know how you got skipped Todd, but dont worry, you will stick your foot in your mouth before it is all over...lol :smt028
 
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