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Another thing I found elsewhere...enjoy...len
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasnt too merry,
Because a bimbos phone number she found on his blackberry.
Hed been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
Hed been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tigers ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasnt hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didnt call OnStar,
Yet he played spank me daddy with a skanky old porn star.
Hes been naughty, so with Santa he hasnt a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tigers wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If youre going to get laid, then Im going to get paid.
Now shes not pouting, in fact shes of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasnt too merry,
Because a bimbos phone number she found on his blackberry.
Hed been cheating on poor little Elin,
And as each day went by another whore came out squealing.
Hed been on Holly, on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori,
On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story.
From the top of the world to above the fold,
Tigers ever more sorted tale, it was told.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
And when he wasnt hosing them, he sent them hot texts.
He crashed his Caddy, but didnt call OnStar,
Yet he played spank me daddy with a skanky old porn star.
Hes been naughty, so with Santa he hasnt a chance,
Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants.
But despite all his crying and begging and pleading,
Tigers wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade,
If youre going to get laid, then Im going to get paid.
Now shes not pouting, in fact shes of good cheer,
Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year.