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Moose

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TreeFrog Frank said:
Ah... another blog! :applause:
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Yea, well when I see a good blog on cigars that the average cigar smoker can understand without a degree in cigarology then I will be satisfied. We are doing more with our site, doing more video reviews and B&M reviews. I think we have a great idea, and what better way to enjoy a hobby then to make it just that, a hobby!

I hope when we are up and running you all will become supporters.
 
Craig Mac

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Moose said:
Yea, well when I see a good blog on cigars that the average cigar smoker can understand without a degree in cigarology then I will be satisfied. We are doing more with our site, doing more video reviews and B&M reviews. I think we have a great idea, and what better way to enjoy a hobby then to make it just that, a hobby!

I hope when we are up and running you all will become supporters.
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Video reviews only work with hot chicks giving them, most video reviews I have seen the guy has a face best suited for radio
 
Fourtotheflush

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Craig Mac said:
Reminds me of a joke:



A drunk (D) is leaning against a lightpost on the corner of a busy street. Whilst gazing blearily around, he notices a smartly dressed young man (YM) standing a few feet away, watching the people pass by. As D is watching, a lovely lady comes walking along, and the YM says something to her. She immediately smiles, shakes her head, and takes his hand. The two of them together go up the stairs of a nearby row house, and inside.

A short while later, the two come back down the stairs, grinning from ear to ear. They embrace affectionately, and the lady departs.

This happens several times in the next few hours with different ladies. Once the lady frowned, and after some further words from YM, merely nodded her head and walked on. The drunk strained his ears to hear what was being said, but just couldn't make it out. Finally, his curiosity overcame his need for vertical support, and he stumbled over to the young man.

D: Shay, bud. Wha' goin on?

YM: Yes, I saw you watching. I wondered when you would come over. Well, it's like this. I watch the people. When I see a lady that takes my fancy, I walk up to her and say, softly, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" If she is agreeable to the idea, we go upstairs to my room, and have a good time. If she becomes upset, I merely say, "Typical nasty weather." She assumes that she misheard me the first time, and just keeps going. I can't loose!

D: (now swaying) Thas a grate idea! Ill have to run home and try it mysel.

So the drunk wobbles to his own home and stands leaning against the fence. Soon a very lovely lady comes (VLL) walking briskly along, and the drunk decides that this is his CHANCE. So he stumbles over to the lady and grabs her arm.

VLL: Yes?

D: (shouting) HEY BABE, C'N I STICK A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS?

VLL: WHAT?

D: (looking at the sky) Look at them fuckin' clouds!
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Oooh new joke thread!
I like it.

Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu."

When she returns with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast?"

When she says Yes, he replies, "Then I'll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon ON END-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee."

Indignantly the waitress says, "We don't serve that kinda stuff in here!"

Guy says, "Funny... that's what I had in here yesterday..."

:stretchgr
 
iCraig

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Craig Mac said:
Video reviews only work with hot chicks giving them, most video reviews I have seen the guy has a face best suited for radio
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Screw radio too. If it's that worthy of reporting on, it's worth just writing the hell down. I wanna listen to my music/movie or whatever else I'm doing.
 
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