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A thread started by walkingnerd about what one does to destroy the unsmokable or otherwise horrible stick was taking a turn towards some folks cigar tragedy's. Seemed like a good idea for a thread and I thought I'd share my biggest heartbreaker over here...

Last June, Jesus Fuego spent an evening with us at our club. He'd brought just a few Delirium Lonsdales (months before the release) in his traveller humidor and treated me to one. Through the hustle and bustle of the evening, I'd wound up with a couple of sticks, but not that one.

Jesus then asked me to join him in the humidor saying that he wanted to buy a cigar. I offered him one of his choosing, but he turned it down saying that he had plenty of cigars to smoke, but he wanted to try something new, and wanted to buy it from us. He quickly noticed the Padron 80 years sitting on the shelf, saying how anxious he had been to try it, and asked my opinion. I told him that I hadn't tried it yet, simply because of the price tag. Jesus grabbed a pair of them and asked me to join him for a cigar.

Jesus gets his lit (while I was finishing up a Corojo No 1 Grande), and was soon after informed by the rep with him (our beloved David Brophy), that they still had miles to make before they slept, and Jesus left, Padron in his teeth, but before I'd even had a chance to get mine lit.

Whilst tidying up the club after our big event. I grabbed my two precious gifts and put them in my shirt pocket untill I could get them into my box in the humidor. Reaching for my box, I knocked another off the shelf, my attempt of catching which effectively crushed both sticks in my pocket. I felt emotions at that moment that I never thought I'd feel over tobacco, and have yet to feel since.



So. There's my little tear jerker. What's yours?
 

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I had one drop in between the thighs...luckily I somehow avoided the reaction I was about to have of slapping it to put it off.

I had just lit one at a beach and suddenly a huge wave put it out (Punch Double Corona); still have no clue whysuch a wave arose out of the bloody blue.

I had one Bolivar Royal Coronas a Golden Retriever snatched right out of me mouth (karma made sure the pup got burnt in the tongue, though).
 
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Well Gonzo I have never heard that story from you. I must grief for a second because that is a very sad story.
 

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Gonzo, I would have kept the crushed sticks just for memory sakes. Did you? Really a horrible thing to happen.
 
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ive heard this story at a store ...
so theres this place in Vancouver called the Vancouver Club ...
basically its a club where people can only get if the membership was past down through inheritance (or like in a will or something) or if you get like 5 people to write a letter to get you in (only if someone else leaves the club)

so the story goes like this ... this kid ... he got into this club because his freakin rich uncle past away and left him all this money and in his will he said to please let his niece into the club
of course they did ... so the first night the kid was there ... they threw a gathering for him ... just so he could meet everyone ...
so this kid struts into the club like he's all big and stuff ... once he got in he orders a the strongest stick they had ... it was this maduro or oscuro thing that they got ...
of course he doesnt know how to smoke cigars and just thought he could because he's "sooo tough"
once he gets the stick he lights it up and started smoking ... not puffing but inhaling ... after like 3 to 4 inhales the guy already looked green and he was shaking like a vibrator .. but he doesnt give in ... the guy inhales it a few times more then he threw the stick in the air which landed into a fruit punch or something ... and he just booked it into the washroom letting himself go in the sink ...

poor poor stick ...


awww man gonzo i feel your pain ... did you keep the two sticks ???
 
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Gonzo, I would have kept the crushed sticks just for memory sakes. Did you? Really a horrible thing to happen.
Wow I haven't logged on in a while.

Actually. I did keep, and eventually smoked, both cigars. The Padron was in the best shape and was able to be smoked, just with the wrapper trying to liberate itself from the rest of the stick for the first half. After that it did just fine. Still a remarkable stick despite its wounds.

The Delierium had a pretty solid crack through the middle of it. My Xikar Xi3took care of what was left making me a couple of petit coronas. Sacrilege, yes, but under the circumstances I was willing. They, too, were great. So, sad, indeed, but not a total loss, by any means.
 
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I had one drop in between the thighs...luckily I somehow avoided the reaction I was about to have of slapping it to put it off.

I had just lit one at a beach and suddenly a huge wave put it out (Punch Double Corona); still have no clue whysuch a wave arose out of the bloody blue.

I had one Bolivar Royal Coronas a Golden Retriever snatched right out of me mouth (karma made sure the pup got burnt in the tongue, though).
Further proof that the Golden Retriever is a very smart dog! Aside from getting burned in the process, you have to admire the pooches taste in cigars! No pain no gain. How long before we see Air Bud 84 Cigar Aficionado?
 
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I had one drop in between the thighs...luckily I somehow avoided the reaction I was about to have of slapping it to put it off.

I had just lit one at a beach and suddenly a huge wave put it out (Punch Double Corona); still have no clue whysuch a wave arose out of the bloody blue.

I had one Bolivar Royal Coronas a Golden Retriever snatched right out of me mouth (karma made sure the pup got burnt in the tongue, though).
I also have a GoldenRetriever and made the mistake of giving him this product called a Chewgar. We sell them at the shop and they are just cigar shaped bones with a little band on it and everything. Dexter absolutely loved these things. The problem is that when I would pull out a cigar after that he would think that it was a treat. He never got a hold of one, but he did disturb the normal tranquility i like to have when I smoke.
 
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