Top 10 comments during a colonscopy:

[rabbgp]

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

6. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

7. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

8. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

9. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

10. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"

 

[WhiteLightning]

:rofl::rofl:

 

[tedski]

Remember that if you are on the receiving end of this procedure ... make sure your doctor does not put both hands on your shoulders. opeyes:

 

[Greg]

Remember that if you are on the receiving end of this procedure ... make sure your doctor does not put both hands on your shoulders. opeyes:

Dude.....

 

[BamaRed]

I like to ask for a little foreplay first myself...

 

[codemachine]

Remember that if you are on the receiving end of this procedure ... make sure your doctor does not put both hands on your shoulders. opeyes:

Awhhh..... that was just un-called for.... :rofl: