An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
" Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
"I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist.
"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection."
"I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
" Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
"I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist.
"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I am 96" said the old man. "I don't want an erection."
"I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
